Tim Kress Fiction

Art Post #26 “The Night Soil” This is my son as an...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:54:48 -0400

Art Post #26 “The Night Soil”

This is my son as an evil villain. His power is poo.

He’s going to be pissed at me.

LMGTFY

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:15:13 -0400

As you sit at your desk, I stand behind you. I reach down, put my hands on top of your hands from behind, embracing you as I place your hands on your keyboard. I mash your fingers into the keyboard, and after a few tries, we manage to spell out your ridiculous question in the search bar on google.com. Holding the top of your right hand, I place it on your mouse, and direct your pointer to the “search” button. When I press my finger into the top of your index finger, the mouse makes an audible click, and I lean in and whisper directly into your disgusting ear, “I fucking hate you more than I can convey with mere words. Learn how to use your computer or I’m going to shit in your mouth while you’re sleeping. Cunt.” I stand up and slowly back into the shadows, disappearing with only the sound of all your shit breaking. You’ll never see me again, but every time you have someone else do a simple web search for you, you’ll think of me and cry a little.

nineinchnails: The Downward Spiral. Artwork by Russell Mills...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:04:03 -0400

nineinchnails:

The Downward Spiral. Artwork by Russell Mills (re-photographed for the Deluxe Edition by Rob Sheridan).

These are available as hi-resolution wallpapers here.

Beautiful.

joehillsthrills: Every kitchen needs a Viper Probe Droid.

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:29:11 -0400

joehillsthrills:

Every kitchen needs a Viper Probe Droid.

neil-gaiman: thelyonrampant: How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:18:23 -0400

neil-gaiman:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

Time to remind people…

(Need to remind people from http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)

Pay attention.

cinephilearchive: Photographs from the 25th Anniversary Blue...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:17:43 -0400

cinephilearchive:

Photographs from the 25^th Anniversary Blue Velvet Exhibit held in the Dennis Hopper Building, 20 Princess Street, Wilmington, North Carolina, November 9^th through the 13^th 2011. All of the photos were taken on location during the production of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet in 1985 by Peter Braatz.

Mysteries of Love is a 2002 documentary about David Lynch’s Blue Velvet, directed by Jeffrey Schwarz. The documentary includes clips from the film, footage and photographs from behind the scenes, and interviews with Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper and others.

Jeffrey!

Art Post #25. That’s Not Her Blood

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:24:59 -0400

Art Post #25. That’s Not Her Blood

deepredscent: I believe I can see the future, Cause I repeat the same routine. I think I used to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:19:43 -0400

deepredscent:

I believe I can see the future,
Cause I repeat the same routine.
I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream.
I think I used to have a voice,
Now I never make a sound,
I just do what I’ve been told.
I really don’t want them to come around.

I fucking decide when you say grace.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:09:19 -0400

Art Post #24. This girl is mean to her monster. I’m still...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:25:20 -0400

Art Post #24. This girl is mean to her monster.

I’m still homeless.

kadrey: Fuck you, flowers.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:01:59 -0400

kadrey:

Fuck you, flowers.

Art Post #24. This girl is mean to her monster. I’m still...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:09:35 -0400

Art Post #24. This girl is mean to her monster.

I’m still homeless.

(Homeless) Art Post #23 I like Tom Waits.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:52:33 -0400

(Homeless) Art Post #23

I like Tom Waits.

Art Post #22. Here’s a low-res copy of a tattoo design I...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:20:16 -0400

Art Post #22. Here’s a low-res copy of a tattoo design I made today for a friend.

I haven’t done any art posts for a while, and that’s because my family and I were evacuated from our home Friday night because of the Rock River flooding. At this point, we don’t know if our place is underwater, if there’re fishes playing all my video games, or if our neighborhood is even still there.

Art Post #22. I’m sorry the kid kinda looks like Pugsley...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:53:23 -0400

Art Post #22. I’m sorry the kid kinda looks like Pugsley Addams. I drew this right after I finished reading Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

Art Post #21. I drew this for my kids for Xmas last year with...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:40:02 -0400

Art Post #21. I drew this for my kids for Xmas last year with the intention of printing out a poster for them. That never happened, but they liked it anyhow.

Art Post #20. “Working In Retail.” I honestly...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:36:13 -0400

Art Post #20. “Working In Retail.”

I honestly don’t know what I was thinking when I made this.

Art Post #19. This was a test drawing for short story I adapted...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:28:15 -0400

Art Post #19. This was a test drawing for short story I adapted into a comic a while back.

Chip Zdarsky's One Page Series

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:49:46 -0400

Chip Zdarsky's One Page Series:

Perhaps the best writing on the Internet.

Art Post #18. “Norman Der. Whitehouse & Wife Are...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:46:51 -0400

Art Post #18. “Norman Der. Whitehouse & Wife Are Serious Fucking Bird People.”