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kadrey:

If you don’t talk to your children about Cthulhu…
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If you don’t talk to your children about Cthulhu…

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warrenellis:

New rule: if your first post on Vine is six seconds of your fucking cat then I get to murder you in the face with tools and Vine it

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jonahray:

KINGS OF SUMMER (red band trailer)

See this movie if you can, I really think it’s gonna be this generations Stand By Me.

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Art Post #26 “The Night Soil”
This is my son as an evil villain. His power is poo.
He’s going to be pissed at me.
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Art Post #26 “The Night Soil”

This is my son as an evil villain. His power is poo.

He’s going to be pissed at me.

    • #artists on tumblr
    • #art
    • #comics
    • #villain
    • #shit
    • #poop
    • #kids
    • #how to piss off your son with art
    • #ambien
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LMGTFY

As you sit at your desk, I stand behind you. I reach down, put my hands on top of your hands from behind, embracing you as I place your hands on your keyboard. I mash your fingers into the keyboard, and after a few tries, we manage to spell out your ridiculous question in the search bar on google.com. Holding the top of your right hand, I place it on your mouse, and direct your pointer to the “search” button. When I press my finger into the top of your index finger, the mouse makes an audible click, and I lean in and whisper directly into your disgusting ear, “I fucking hate you more than I can convey with mere words. Learn how to use your computer or I’m going to shit in your mouth while you’re sleeping. Cunt.” I stand up and slowly back into the shadows, disappearing with only the sound of all your shit breaking. You’ll never see me again, but every time you have someone else do a simple web search for you, you’ll think of me and cry a little. 

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    • #basic computer usage
    • #true story
    • #ambien
    • #sexy hate scenario
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nineinchnails:

The Downward Spiral. Artwork by Russell Mills (re-photographed for the Deluxe Edition by Rob Sheridan).

These are available as hi-resolution wallpapers here.

Beautiful.

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joehillsthrills:

Every kitchen needs a Viper Probe Droid.
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Every kitchen needs a Viper Probe Droid.

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neil-gaiman:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

Time to remind people…
(Need to remind people from  http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)

Pay attention.
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thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

Time to remind people…

(Need to remind people from  http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)

Pay attention.

Source: thelyonrampant

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cinephilearchive:

Photographs from the 25th Anniversary Blue Velvet Exhibit held in the Dennis Hopper Building, 20 Princess Street, Wilmington, North Carolina, November 9th through the 13th 2011. All of the photos were taken on location during the production of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet in 1985 by Peter Braatz.

Mysteries of Love is a 2002 documentary about David Lynch’s Blue Velvet, directed by Jeffrey Schwarz. The documentary includes clips from the film, footage and photographs from behind the scenes, and interviews with Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper and others.

Jeffrey!

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Source: bluevelvet25thphotos.com

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Art Post #25. That’s Not Her Blood
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Art Post #25. That’s Not Her Blood

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    • #Art
    • #digital art
    • #ambien
    • #New Art
    • #Homeless Artist
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