I want my birthday to be celebrated in dark caverns eons from now. I want there to be blood and sex with artificial intelligences and smooth jazz. I want aliens to dig up an account of my life from the ashes of our burned-out world, and use it as the basis for a spoof religion on their alien Internet.
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Sign Language Rings Convert Gestures To Speech
"Here’s how the rings work, in a nutshell. There are three detatchable rings that are worn on the the thumb and first two fingers of each hand, as well as a bracelet. As the user signs out whatever they want to say, the translation is then spoken through a digitized voice that comes from the bracelet. I’m not sure if it works real time or not, but that’s still some pretty amazing stuff. And that’s not all…
"The gesture-to-speak aspect works fine when the hearing-impaired person wants to talk to someone else, but what about vice versa? The bracelet carries the double duty of turning sound into text that runs across an LED display. It seems like the only thing these guys have left to do is actually make people hear again…"
If I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
You’re gonna cum jurisprudence onto the tits of the world.
An actual thing I just texted, and meant.
Down here in Shit Village, all our bones are made of gravel.